Trump Launches New Line of ‘Believe Dictators’ Shirts

Believe Dictators T-Shirt

The new t-shirts will be available online so supporters can be a part of Trump’s movement.

By Marcia Baker, Contributor

In what the president describes as a “very scary time” for dictators, Trump is launching a new line of t-shirts to be sold exclusively online on all official Trump sites, Amazon, Alibaba, eBay, and other select retail retailers.

An official white house statement released by President Trump reads “King Salman and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman vigorously deny any knowledge of the planning or execution of the murder of Mr. Khashoggi. Our intelligence agencies continue to assess all information, but it could very well be that the Crown Prince had knowledge of this tragic event — maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!”

Alan Bluger, a Trump supporter and Republican analyst, explains “Although The CIA has concluded that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul last month, he vehemently denied it on multiple occasions. We should not assume that totalitarian dictators are more duplicitous than other people, say like women. A much higher percentage of dictators claims of innocence are true than false.”

Annabeth Plotzky, a longtime Trump fan, has already pre-ordered a t-shirt for each member of her extended family. “How many times does a dictator have to deny murder via dismemberment or poison, espionage, cyber terrorism, or seeking to influence an election of another sovereign nation before we believe them despite all the evidence?” First Putin, now MBS? It’s time to stand up for them. I just wish they made a version the t-shirts for pets.”

US intelligence has also determined that Russia interfered and continues to interfere in US elections, but we may never know the truth.