By Marcia Baker, Contributor

Researchers have announced findings that indicate a sharp decline in viral infections transmitted via the chin. “Once health experts advised Americans to wear masks to protect themselves and others against the corona virus, we saw the viral rates for chin-related infections plummet”, said Dr. Harold Martinez of a Boston-based health agency. In fact, hospitals have reported they have seen no patients with chin viruses in their emergency rooms.

It should be noted that wearing a face mask on your chin, while affective for chin viruses, does not protect you from Covid-19, which is transmitted via the mouth and nose.